kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please



tsud123:

same


frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds


i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 


tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]


malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush


infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR


rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart



precumming:

j6:

precumming:

how do i lower my standards 

look in the mirror and aim for that


unavozmas:

this entire gifset is gold


blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?