• Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

thekirbykat:

buckybuns:

cativity

hah yes

thekirbykat:

buckybuns:

cativity

hah yes


"

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

"

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.


heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them


artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD


teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left


jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

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myolgirlmolly:

king-joaquin:

this nigga said, “stop”

Finesse at its finest

myolgirlmolly:

king-joaquin:

this nigga said, “stop”

Finesse at its finest


terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS


heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports


ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong


isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt


spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes


agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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